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Two aliens landed their ship on a from Flashcomment Space jokes Jokes
Two aliens landed their ship on a golf course and watched a young man golfing. First he hit it into the high grass, mumbling and cursing he retrieved his ball. Then he hit it into the sand bunker shouting curse words he retrieved the ball. Next he hit a perfect hole in one, then the first alien said to the second, "Uh-oh cover your ears he's going to be really mad now"!

What do you call a sick extraterrestrialAn from Flashcomment Space jokes Jokes
What do you call a sick extraterrestrial? An ailin' alien.

What do you call an alien surfing from Flashcomment Space jokes Jokes
What do you call an alien surfing the Internet? e-t.

What do astronauts wear to bedSpace Jammies from Flashcomment Space jokes Jokes
What do astronauts wear to bed? Space Jammies!

What do astronauts put on their toast from Flashcomment Space jokes Jokes
What do astronauts put on their toast? Space Jam.

An astronaut in space was asked by from Flashcomment Space jokes Jokes
An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter, "How do you feel?" "How would you feel," the astronout replied, "if you were stuck here, on top of 20,000 parts each one supplied by the lowest bidder?"

If athletes get athletes foot then what from Flashcomment Space jokes Jokes
If athletes get athlete's foot, then what do astronauts get? Missile toe.

I want to be an astronaut when from Flashcomment Space jokes Jokes
I want to be an astronaut when I grow up. What high hopes you have !

What do you call a loony spaceman from Flashcomment Space jokes Jokes
What do you call a loony spaceman ? An astronut !

First Spaceman Im hungrySecond Spaceman So am from Flashcomment Space jokes Jokes
First Spaceman: I'm hungry. Second Spaceman: So am I, it must be launch time !

How do spacemen pass the time on from Flashcomment Space jokes Jokes
How do spacemen pass the time on long trips ? They play astronauts and crosses !

Two astronauts went to a bar on from Flashcomment Space jokes Jokes
Two astronauts went to a bar on the moon, but they left after a few minutes ? You see, it had no atmosphere !

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships At from Flashcomment Space jokes Jokes
Where do astronauts leave their spaceships ? At parking meteors !

Why did the boy become an astronaut from Flashcomment Space jokes Jokes
Why did the boy become an astronaut ? Because he was no earthly good !

Why are astronauts successful people Because they from Flashcomment Space jokes Jokes
Why are astronauts successful people ? Because they always go up in the world !

What did the astronaut see on his from Flashcomment Space jokes Jokes
What did the astronaut see on his skillet? Unidentified frying (flying) objects.

If an athlete gets athletes foot what from Flashcomment Space jokes Jokes
If an athlete gets athlete's foot, what does an astronaut get? Missile toe.

Which astronaut wears the biggest helmetThe one from Flashcomment Space jokes Jokes
Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet? The one with the biggest head.

What does an astronaut do when he from Flashcomment Space jokes Jokes
What does an astronaut do when he gets angry? He blasts off:

What is an astronomerA night watchman with from Flashcomment Space jokes Jokes
What is an astronomer? A night watchman with a college education.